Crash: *wakes up* ? *looks out the window and sees Cortex*
Zack: *outside clibs up a tree with Crystal and sees Cortex* What's that?
Crash: *goes into the kitchen and grabs a bucket of cold water and answers the door*
Crash: *dumps the water on Cortex's mech suit*
the mech electrifies Cortex*
Cortex: *falls out of the mech*
the mech falls on Cortex*
Crash: *closes the door and goes back to sleep*
Cortex: *crawls out from under the mech and stomps away*
later, Cortex comes back with another mech suit and an umbrella*
Zack and Crystal: *laugh*
Cortex: Open up, Crash!!
Crash: *wakes up* ? *looks out the window and goes and gets two buckets of cold water and opens the door, then tosses one on Cortex's mech*
Cortex: *blocks the water with his umbrella* HA! *tosses the umbrella over his shoulder* I have you n--*Crash pours the other bucket on Cortex's mech* *Cortex is electrified* AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zack and Crystal: HAHAHAHA!!!
Cortex: *falls out of his mech, and the mech falls on him again*
Cortex: *squirms out from under the mech and walks away*
Zack: HAHA, man that was funny!
Cortex: *comes up to Crash's door with a laser gun and no mech*
Crash: Come out, Crash!!
Crash: *wakes up and goes to the kitchen and gets another bucket of water*
Crash: *opens the door and dumps the water on Cortex*
Cortex: *Dripping wet*
Zack: *eating out of bucket of pop corn* Hahaha!
Cortex: *smiles evilly at Crash*
Crash: *has a look on his face that says, "uh-oh"*
Crystal: Um, I think something's wrong, Zack.
Zack: Ah, don't worry. What could possibly happen?
Cortex: *sets his laser gun to "Sleep" and aims at Crash and shoots*
the laser ricochets off of a mirror and goes back at Cortex*
Cortex: AAAHHH! *ducks*
Zack: Bahaha! See? What I tell ya?
Crash: *escapes through a window*
Cortex: It's not THAT easy! *shoots another laser at Crash, which he dodges*
Zack: This just gets better and better doesn't it?
Crash: *slides into Cortex and trips him*
Cortex: *falls* Ow!
Crash: *belly-flops Cortex*
Zack: *calls to Crash* Hit him with a chair!
Crash: *doesn't hear Zack and kicks Cortex up into the tree Zack and Crystal are in*
Zack: Whoa! *jumps out of the tree with Crystal*
Cortex: *grabs onto a branch*
Cortex: *his hand slips and he falls onto the ground* Ow!
Zack and Crystal: *laughs*
Cortex: *gets up and sees Zack and Crystal, and sets his gun to "mutate" and shoots both of them*
Crystal: ! *pushes Zack out of the way, takeing the shot*
Zack: Oof. Crystal!
Crystal: *becomes a monster* ROAR!
Cortex: YES! YES!
Crash: *looks around him, then runs from Crystal*
Zack: H-Hey, wait up! *runs following Crash*
Cortex: Mutant slave, kill Crash!
Crystal: *chases Crash and Zack*
Crash: *runs down a path that leads to a cave*
Zack: *follows* Hey, slow down!
Crystal: *follows as well*
Crash: *goes into the cave and runs through it and comes to a tunnel, which he runs down*
Zack: *follows Crash, starting to loss his breath*
Crystal: 8still follows them* ROAH!
Crash: *gets to the end of the tunnel and runs out it, and comes to a tribe village*
Zack: *still follows Crash, but stops to catch his breath when he gets to the tribe village* *pant* *pant*
Crash: *runs into Papu Papu*
Crystal: *still in the cave* ROAH!
Zack: eep. *runs into Crash* oof!
Papu Papu: *turns around and sees Zack, and thinks he ran into him*
1:30Bandicootfan63Papu Papu: *says something in tribe language to a bunch of tribesmen, and they take Zack away and tie him to a log*
1:32SierraSiaZack: What? Hey! Let me go!!
1:33Bandicootfan63*the tribesmen put the log on the tall base of a soon-to-be-built totem pole and stack another totem column on the log, and put a Power Crystal on the top of the totem pole*
1:34SierraSiaZack: Someone gett me out of here!!!
1:35Bandicootfan63Crash: *sees Zack up there* ?
1:36SierraSiaZack: *to Crash* Hey, get me down from here!!
1:37Bandicootfan63Crash: *nods, but he can't reach Zack, and he looks around and sees a Worm sticking out of the ground*
1:38Bandicootfan63Crash: *belly-flops it into the ground and it burrows it's way to right below Zack*
1:38Bandicootfan63Crash: *runs up the hill to the Worm*
1:38Bandicootfan63Crash: *bounces on the Worm up to Zack, but just grabs the Crystal and falls to the ground and walks away*
1:38Bandicootfan63(can you have Zack say something?)
1:39SierraSiaZack: *sarcasticly* Oh perfect.
1:39Bandicootfan63Crash: *hears him and remembers that he wanted Crash to save him, and bounces on the Worm again up to Zack*
1:39Bandicootfan63Crash: *grabs onto the totem pole and unties Zack*
Zack: *falls to the ground* Ow! *gets up**to Crash* Thanks.
Crash: *jumps down, and the pole falls and forms a bridge over the river*
Crystal: *exits the cave* ROAR!
Cortex: Smash them!
Crash: ! *runs across the pole*
Zack: *follows Crash* You know, Panda's aren't good runners!
Papu Papu: *comes out of his hut and sees Crash and Zack* Grrrr! *chases them*
Crystal: *kicks Papu Papu away*
Cortex: *shoots a plasma blast at Zack*
6:45SierraSiaZack: *nearly gets hit in the butt* Whoa! *runs faster away*
6:49Bandicootfan63(can you have Crystal attack Cortex?)
6:49SierraSiaCrystal: ROAH!!! *attacks Cortex*
6:53Bandicootfan63Cortex: AAAHHH! *runs with Crash and Zack*
6:54SierraSiaZack: *to Cortex* I thought you were with monster Crystal, not running away from her like we are.
6:57Bandicootfan63Cortex: Not anymore!!
6:57SierraSiaZack: So how are we suppost to stop her?!
6:59Bandicootfan63Cortex: *gets an idea* AHA! I have an idea! Follow me!
6:59Bandicootfan63Cortex: *takes a shortcut through a bunch of bushes*
7:00SierraSiaZack: *follows Cortex with Crash*
7:01Bandicootfan63Cortex: Be careful, there's a cliff right about--*comes out of the last bush and falls down a steep rocky slope*--HERE!!
7:02SierraSiaZack: *stops and carefully goes down the slope*
7:02Bandicootfan63Crash: *slides down it like a penguin*
7:03SierraSiaZack: *to Crash* What are you anyway?
Cortex: *rwaches the bottom and lands on his face* Oof!
Zack: *laughs* Are you some kind of evil comedian or something? Cause you're halariouse.
Cortex: Don't mention comedy... *gets up and runs to a wooden boat that has a tribesman in it*
Zack: Hey dude, watch it! There's a tribesman in there!
7:08Bandicootfan63Cortex: *shoots the Tribesman*
7:08Bandicootfan63Tribesman: *falls on the ground dead*
7:08SierraSiaZack: Well looks like I was right about the evil part.
7:08Bandicootfan63Crash: *gets in the boat and pokes the body with a stick*
7:09Bandicootfan63Cortex: *tosses the body into the water* I meant to knock him out, but, um...we shall forever remember him.
7:09Bandicootfan63Tribesman: *wakes up*
7:09Bandicootfan63Crash: *scratches his head*
7:10SierraSiaZack: He's alive!
7:10Bandicootfan63Cortex: ...Oh, I DID knock him out. Quick, let's get out of here!
7:10Bandicootfan63Cortex: Get in the boat!
7:11SierraSiaZack: *gets in the boat*
7:12Bandicootfan63Cortex: *rows the boat to his Iceberg Lab, which is, fittingly, on an iceberg*
7:13SierraSiaZack: Looks cold here. Thank goodness that my fur keeps me nice and warm.
7:14Bandicootfan63(i thought he was a pig. ...oh wait, pigs are mammals. XD )
7:14SierraSia(he's a panda, Crystal was the pig)
7:16Bandicootfan63( XD )
7:16Bandicootfan63Cortex: *runs up the path to the big metal door*
7:17Bandicootfan63Cortex: *pushes a button on the side that opens the door*
7:17Bandicootfan63Cortex: *runs inside* Hurry!
7:17SierraSiaZack: *follows him**whispers to Crash* Do you think we can really trust him?
7:20Bandicootfan63Cortex: *goes to an elevator*
7:20Bandicootfan63Cortex: *goes inside it*
7:20SierraSiaZack: *follows him*
7:20SierraSia(did you see Zack's question to Crash?)
7:20Bandicootfan63( yes, but Crash can't talk)
7:21SierraSiaZack: *to Crash* You don't talk mush, do you?
7:22Bandicootfan63Crash: *also gets on the elevator*
7:22Bandicootfan63*the elevator goes up to a high level of Cortex's lab*
7:22SierraSiaZack: *to Cortex* So, um, what is this guy anyway? *gesters Crash8
7:23Bandicootfan63Cortex: An annoyance!
7:24SierraSiaZack: I ment in species.
7:24Bandicootfan63*they're in the Psychetron room*
7:24SierraSiaZack: And whats that thing?
7:27Bandicootfan63Cortex: THAT is the Psychetron. We'll need it to stop that rampaging monster.
7:29SierraSiaZack; I've seen weird stuff befor, from reptile ninjas to a blue flying pony eating a robot orb, but none of that even comes close to how weird this is right now.
7:30Bandicootfan63*the Psychetron shoots a random ray at Zack*
7:31SierraSiaZack: Whoa! *dodges, nearly getting hit* What was that for?!!
7:33Bandicootfan63Cortex: *using a super computer*
7:33SierraSiaZack: Hello?!! *keeps away from the Psychetron*
7:37SierraSiaZack: Your machine here just nearly stot me!
7:39Bandicootfan63Cortex: Oh, well. *uses the super com again*
7:39SierraSiaZack: ... *sigh*
7:39Bandicootfan63Cortex: I need you two to trap the monster and bring it here.
7:39SierraSiaZack: First of all, Crystal's a girl.
7:40Bandicootfan63Cortex: What do I care? Just trap it and bring it here!!
7:41SierraSiaZack: *rolls his eyes* Whatever, let's go. *leaves with Crash*