The Station Square Museum is a landmark of the shantytown, Station Square. It is in bad condition, with only four objects on display and half of the building being destroyed by Perfect Chaos.
Objects on display
- Mephiles' Air Shoes
- "The Air Shoes said to have been worn by a destructive god in an alternate form. These shoes would be priceless, but since the god has never been proven, they're bunk. But they DO look familiar..."
- Captain Hook's Sword
- "The very weapon Hook wielded against Pete Pan. Captain Hook's entire wardrobe was a part of our collection, but unfortunately a small animal stole it, warding off our guard with a busted beer bottle. Pity."
- Gold Mushroom
- "A Gold Mushroom. They're delicious, nutritious--and turn you into solid gold allowing you to become invincible for a short time and shoot fireballs out of your hands that turn other things gold. (whew!)"