Abraham Simpson
"OH, THAT kind of cheating. Now, let me tell you about a 21-year-old sausage's mind. Now, where did he say he lived? New Jersey?! Anyway, when you've lived in a village full of attractive people of the opposite sex, it's not easy to go back to one soul mate. Ya gotta give the little piglet some time." - Abe giving Sia love advice.


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